I could swear–riding roller coasters and other thrill rides used to seem the most fantastic idea to me. I think when you’re a kid, you’re more open to acts where you risk losing a limb or two. When you’re older … Continue reading VLOG: A Day at Six Flags Great Adventure (Minus the Vomiting Shots)
My darling wife managed to survive her first winter in the United States. It was a moderately friendly one with limited snow and warmer than usual temperatures. Next year may not be so kind. Winter is cruel and vengeful. Winter … Continue reading Jenny Survived Winter: Can She Master Her First American Summer?
Some strange level of giddiness and desperation got into us a few months ago and we did the unthinkable; we wasted money on lottery tickets. I had never purchased lottery tickets in my life previous to this. Seeing how big … Continue reading Dreams Don’t Come True: We’ve Quit the Lottery
Look at that title. Have you ever seen something so click baity? We’re not having a baby anytime soon, as far as we know. It’s still a topic we think about and an event society pressures us into accomplishing. A … Continue reading Time to Have a Baby
After a long day at work, it’s nice to come home to eat with my wife and watch disturbing tales of murder on her phone. This is the current tradition Jenny and I have each weekday. Usually when I arrive … Continue reading Forensic Files: Our Current Dinner-Watching Entertainment
Back in maybe December or so, Jenny and I were freshly newlywed and ready to take on the world. As the officiant at our wedding put it, we could dream big dreams. So, shortly after we were wed, we starting … Continue reading Movies We Literally Reference Every Day: The Lobster
One year ago, Jenny got an overly excited message from me on Facebook at around 10am Eastern Standard Time. Due to the time difference, her message arrived sometime around 10pm Tropic As Fuck Time. Despite the hot weather and dark … Continue reading Today in Bee History: Fiancée Petition Approval Day
Have you ever wondered what a gross married couple does on their weekends? If so, get ready to have your mind blown with this video. Continue reading VLOG: Gross Married Couple Spend Weekend Together
Every woman has a love/hate relationship with her hair. It couldn’t just be me!!! See, every couple of months or so I get really bored with my hair. That means, every couple of months or so I am at really … Continue reading VLOG: Hair Crisis + First Popeyes Experience
I’m standing on a train, riding to work on a Friday as the clouds look like a urine pack ready to explode. There’s an advertisement in front of me for some local running event. They’re trying to get people to … Continue reading What’s With All the Running?
I descended the testicle dropped the ball on this one. Back in February, Jenny and I got to spend our first Valentine’s Day together. The weekend was filled with food and we actually never fully shared just how much we … Continue reading On Memorial Day: Here’s More On Our First Valentine’s Day Weekend Together
This video’s title is not clickbait at all. You could click near the end to really see what I mean. But then, where’s the fun in that? Continue reading VLOG | My Husband is Scary
This weekend, your two favorite anti-social bees went out into the public. Rather than wait until next weekend when the weather will probably be nicer and the beaches would certainly be far more crowded, we visited the ocean this past … Continue reading VLOG: First Beach Trip Together
Timmy’s dad frequently teased him that he lost his edge when he started to become happy. That is, when we started being in a relationship. In his defense, we used to be so much darker. Or at least had no … Continue reading Is Happiness Bad?
Weekends are for one thing: getting away from people. In this latest (brief) video, Jenny and I present a few random clips of us talking about nothing while either stumbling over our own two feet or attempting to avoid being … Continue reading VLOG: Stupid Antisocial Weekend Clips
Just because we’re married doesn’t mean we can’t still hangout with our Saturday night crew. Babies ruin friendships, not spouses! Last night, a few of our good friends came over to spend the evening. Needless to say, our guests did … Continue reading Saturday Night PARTAYY with Friends
Jenny is not the only artist in her family. Her nephew also has artistic talent. This past Christmas was my first year participating in her family’s Secret Santa gift exchange. They call it Kris Kringle Manito/Manita depending on whether the person … Continue reading The Best Christmas Card Ever
Laundry day is the worst one for Jenny and I. Now that summer is approaching we’ll have to celebrate it more since it’s a lot more difficult to get away with wearing the same clothes every day. Unless we become … Continue reading Laundry Day Separates the Men From the Women
I try to only keep clothes I either truly need or love, that’s why I have a relatively small wardrobe for a female of our specie. As the weather was starting to get warmer, I realized I don’t have jackets for spring. … Continue reading Thrifting at NYC
Many days in a week, Timmy and I attack our local Rite Aids to get our fuzzy wuh-wuh (fizzy water) and, “occasionally”, little bags of happiness (chocolates) when the cravings become unbearable. Recently we noticed something rather odd with the … Continue reading Everybody Has a Thing Between Their Legs These Days